by Abcdjkzero August 8, 2014
Get the socklet mug.1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
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The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006
Get the pop a socket mug.One of itemLabel's plushies, a Sucklet is in a star shape with three dots in the center for its face, designating two eyes and a mouth. It also squeaks if you press it! It likes to eat all the treats and snacks in your home and decomposing. It is often associated with mushrooms because of the latter fact.
There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.
Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)
You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).
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There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.
Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)
You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).
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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to get rid of sucklets? I've let one in my house because it looked so cold and alone from being outside too long, but now all it does is suck my entire stash of Doritos.
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)
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