sock rapist Share definition Flag -A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate "You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist." sock rapist by Batrastard August 21, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the sock rapist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch