socialimpedia

Any piece of crap deemed "social media". Examples include Farcebook, reddits, instascam, twatter, infact anything that encourages followers and following (and being glued to your social-skill retardation aka "smart technology".

I can't believe how many people are too engrossed in their socialimpedia these days, to notice themselves metephorically flushing their social skills down the toilet.

socialimpedia by dumptyhumptyyoucandoit October 17, 2020

Socialmediafag 

Majority of internet people today are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.

Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*

Socialmediafag by beCoolYo February 12, 2015

Socialmediatizing 

In which one uses their cell phone to interact with others on Social Media Websites i.e: Facebook, Twitter, and the now the defunct Myspace. Instead of the true real life people around them.

Everyone is hanging out around the pool side chit chatting while Brian's in his own world socialmediatizing.

Socialmediatizing by Xechnology July 6, 2010

anti-socialmedialite 

People who refuse to create their own profile on various social media platforms such as, facebook, twitter, etc.

A: 'How come you didn't invite Seb for your party tomorrow?'
B: 'I did invite him'
A: 'He's not attending your event on facebook though..'
B: 'Yeah, he doesn't have a profile'
A: 'Ugh, he's such an anti-socialmedialite'

anti-socialmedialite by DickHubert2006 July 11, 2011

Socialmedialite

A socialmedialite is a person who participates in social media, spends a significant amount of time promoting themselves at fashionable events and promoting themselves through social media channels.

A social media darling.

The socialmedialite checked in upon arriving at the Gala. He was sure to update his Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and FriendFeed status through the night.

Socialmedialite by Sawsha Van England February 14, 2012

socialmediarscissist

One who makes frequent social media posts about what they're doing, what they're thinking, how they're feeling and general narcissistic musings. This person truly believes that what they have to say is important and/or interesting to others (their friends, family, colleagues, acquaintances, followers, haters).

Jessica made an all organic, free range, locally sourced, gluten free dinner for her family. Yas girl, you know she's going to post pics of it because she's a total socialmediarscissist.

socialmediarscissist by notsure77 January 30, 2019

Socialmedia Distancing 

Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.

Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.

Socialmedia Distancing by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020