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Any piece of crap deemed "social media". Examples include Farcebook, reddits, instascam, twatter, infact anything that encourages followers and following (and being glued to your social-skill retardation aka "smart technology".
I can't believe how many people are too engrossed in their socialimpedia these days, to notice themselves metephorically flushing their social skills down the toilet.
by dumptyhumptyyoucandoit October 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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