social noise

the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.

The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 28, 2008

social nonsecurity

Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.

Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!

Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.

by TheCricket March 4, 2011