soccor

the classic game where you choose someone to be a ball and then kick them from a server

Admin: "Hey do you want to play soccor?"
User: "What?"
Admin: "Ok, you are the ball."

Admin will then kick the user from the server.

by David from the Bible November 24, 2020

Soccor

Soccer / Football but you headbutt the ball instead of kicking it.

Soccor enthusiast: "hey wanna go play Soccor?
Plebian: "No thanks I think I have a concussion"

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Soccor Mom

A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.

They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.

Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"

You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.

So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.

Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*

by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019

soccor ball

A code phrase for "smoke a bowl"... referring to smoking marijuana out of a pipe, bong, or other apparatus. Often used when discrete language is necessary.

"YO Hiro! You wanna soccor ball?"

by C Murder May 20, 2006

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.

Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!

by JohnG Jacob May 28, 2009

soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

Soccer Faggot

Kids who think they're top shit because they play soccer, they say the world 'lad' a lot and often are quite aggressive. They think they're cool because they play soccer but they're not. They are always very cocky.

Hey Matthew look over there, there is Peter, Luca and Lucas playing soccer and being Soccer Faggots.

by imperialpigeon May 28, 2016