Definitions by Swag-o-Cato
Soccor Mom
A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
Soccor Mom by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019
Middle School
Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
Middle School by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018
Donald Douche
A good word to use when you want to talk about trump but you don’t want to say his last name
Also a good word to describe him
Also a good word to describe him
Donald Douche by Swag-o-Cato March 15, 2018
LA Freeway
LA Freeway by Swag-o-Cato February 3, 2018
Burger King
Burger King by Swag-o-Cato January 11, 2018
School
A place where people get tortured by Math, English, Gym, and in some cases, Science. Art is the only decent/good class.
My brain hurts from being tortured at school
School by Swag-o-Cato January 10, 2018