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socceroos 

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.
The Socceroos took Japan to school.
socceroos by starky June 17, 2006
Related Words
the classic game where you choose someone to be a ball and then kick them from a server
Admin: "Hey do you want to play soccor?"
User: "What?"
Admin: "Ok, you are the ball."

Admin will then kick the user from the server.
soccor by David from the Bible November 24, 2020

socceroos 

The Australian Soccer Team. They are very skillfull and have that 'go hard or go home' attitude. The team is full of extrememly good-looking mean, Lucas Neil, Tim Cahill, Harry Kewel and a few more. They are all equally talented, and very good soccer players.
We are way better than Italians.
Aus. "Those stupid Italians! Let's go kill them for stealing our cup away from us!"
Aus. 2 "Better yet, let's go poison there pizzas"

Socceroos forever
socceroos by gina hamiltom October 28, 2006

socceroos 

australian football team and the real winners of the world cup robbed by italy. best players include bresciano, kewell but injury prone, neill and aloisi
i wanna jump and scream in a stadium
full of australians

-song for the socceroos
socceroos by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

Soccor Mom

A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.

They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.

Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"

You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.

So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
Soccor Mom by Swag-o-Cato February 19, 2019

socceroos 

amazing little team from an amazing little country who went from 43rd in the world to the world cup top 16. Team consists of hot men lucas neil, tim cahill and of course darling harry kewell and is captained by our big boofy bogan mark viduka.

italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on
Idiot who knows nothing about soccer:
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah

me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL
socceroos by GuusHiddink July 13, 2006