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Size 6 Soccerball. 

Slang for Basketball. Reference to how half of the basketballs during a PE class are treated as soccer balls and kicked around.
Why are you kicking a basketball?

I thought it was a size 6 Soccerball.

quick soccerball 

He is a short short short man around 3'2. He stinks like ass and has teeth that when he smiles cars slow down. He weight around 3 ounces and sucks ass at soccer. He's a nerd with no friends and when girls see his ass they cry and scream. That is who soccerball is
That guy is such a loser, ikr he's such a quick soccerball

soccer ball 

You must be really stupid if you don't know what a soccer ball is.
I play with a soccer ball
soccer ball by Sk8forTACOz June 7, 2014

Soccer Ball 

A “Soccer Ball” is a type sports equipment used for playing soccer in which you kick the ball into your opponent’s goal to score a point.
Hey Tim! Pass me that soccer ball!
Soccer Ball by BangDo July 11, 2018

Soccerballz Reborn 

I wish I could be like Soccerballz Reborn

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits 

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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