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quick soccerball 

He is a short short short man around 3'2. He stinks like ass and has teeth that when he smiles cars slow down. He weight around 3 ounces and sucks ass at soccer. He's a nerd with no friends and when girls see his ass they cry and scream. That is who soccerball is
That guy is such a loser, ikr he's such a quick soccerball
A White kiD who's A Absolute GOD at Valorant and obviously touches no bitches or grass and he's got the biggest dumptruck you've ever seen it's atleast 80 pounds it's legendary and he is far from funny and he got the basic ah ah white guy haircut he's also homiesexual
That guy's such a cakeybo
A white boy with a massive dumpy and is a god at valorant and he smells amazing and looks so good and any woman who sees him instantly falls in love with me even tho he likes men and loves to kiss his uncle fr and he's a radiant at valorant that's why his name cakey bo fe
He's such a cakeybo
cakeybo by PovYourDadLeftWhenYour30 September 12, 2022

noobieboy80 

He's a goofy valorant gamer that doesent touch grass and looks like lord farquad and he likes men very much and he's extremely tall and not athletic and he's smart af a nerd and he's cool and smells so good for sure and he loves men like a raging urge for men and has punk ass friends
He's such a noobieboy80

terrific toga 

He's a fatherless child who is very autistic and he loves men and he sucks off his uncle and bangs his sister and loves Minecraft he's a nerd and his iq is lower than the bitches he pulls he's usually a scumbag who loves banging his family mom, sister father, step father and his dog and he sells nude pics of his uncle's on ebay for 6.99 hes ass at soccer and fat AF and emo and wants to cut his wrist every 10 seconds praise the lord a d he's Christian with a milimeter defeater

bookreader1969 

A flat woman usually named Becca that is very emo smells like doo doo and likes all men she loves the d in her and her moto is I like d in me and she has a nickname "cutting board" and she a hoe like in Minecraft and she bangs her uncle and her step brother her favorite line is " help step bro I'm stuck" that's all and she loves a train ran on her she's emo and short AF and smells like ass
Omg shes being such a BookReader1969

RockyTank 

A Punk Ass. Kid who smells like fish and is short and depressed he most likely has a millimeter defeater and loves to kiss his uncle and he's also a homosexual with a raging urge for guys
That Guys is such a RockyTank