snurpous 

When you aren't supposed to have snacks because you're on a diet but you plan it out and do so anyway.

A combination of Snack and Purpose.

I had a snurpous... <shame face>

Look at that fat cow, she has the snurpouses all the time

snurpous by Brax Dee April 10, 2017

Sourpous 

A some what attractive to very attractive female.

The opposite being Bitterpous, Scurvypous and Rottenpous

Leporpous is reserved for woman that are so repulsive that you can't even stand to look at.

Epic-pous is reserved for the best of the best looking

Man 1: Check out that fresh sourpous

Man 2: NO way that some bitterpous

Sourpous by Brian101 May 24, 2008

Snurmous 

definition 1: silly and quirky
Ex: "Snurmous image check"

definition 2: (snurming) extremely funny
Ex: "hahaha that meme you just posted is snurming"

definition 3: an insult
Ex: "you are so snurmous slash neg🤬🤬🤬"

"you are so fucking snurmous slash neg🤬🤬🤬"

Snurmous by GayHomosexualGay November 15, 2022

Snurposing 

Verb- Attempting to sleaze an old lady by talking about your mortgage.

George was trying to score a hook with my grandmother by Snurposing her after Easter Mass

Snurposing by Thanosisajackass May 1, 2021

snurpouart 

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

snurpouart by Craig June 15, 2004