snuffle hook 

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

snuffle hook by agoblin November 7, 2017

hooker shuffle 

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

hooker shuffle by Captain Minty August 28, 2017