agoblin's definitions

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

by agoblin November 7, 2017

lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.

Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...

by agoblin November 7, 2017

Clown nose

A side effect of performing anilingus (analingus) on a female who has started her menstrual cycle.

What's wrong ass goblin?

Went down for a feast and left with a clown nose...

by agoblin September 14, 2018