snuff wank 

The act of masturbating in such a way that death ensues shortly after ejaculation

My mate is going to have a snuff wank free-falling without a parachute

snuff wank by Offa November 24, 2007

Sniff wank 

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate

My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow

Sniff wank by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011

soapy spuffwank 

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

soapy spuffwank by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008