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pronounced: snow-nad. The mass of snow, slush, and road treatment that accumulates directly behind the wheels of your vehicle.
Joey, kick the damn snownads off the car before I pull it onto the garage.
snownad by K. M. Smith April 17, 2007
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Snorenado 

A threat of severe weather that is significantly below what has been predicted. Even worse than a borenado.
Saul: Man, the weather has been saying' all day that there was a threat of sever thunder storms tonight but the only rain is 50 miles away. This has turned out to be a real borenado.

Matt: Yeah, a real Snorenado even.
Snorenado by ghost towne March 31, 2021
A SNOWRAD is like NORAD, but instead of defending against Soviet strategic bombers and ballistic missiles, it is a home that is like a command center for defending against a snowpocalypse. The owner of the home is often obsessive about preparing for the storm.

SNOWRAD's are homes that not only survive the blizzard, but effectively provide knowledge of the storm and actually defend the owner from feeling its effects. They are well built homes in which the owner has at least 6 televisons, all of which are switched to various weather channels. The garage likely contains all or some of the following; a snow blower, front loading tractor, SUV, snowmobiles, truck (possibly with snow plow attachment). The refrigerator is likely filled with enough food and beverage to last a month.
Telephone convo
Billy: What's up man.
Allen: Yo, what's up.
Billy: The roof collapsed at my house and I need a place to chill, is it cool if I head over to your place?
Allen: Uhh... no it's not cool my roof collapsed too b/c of this damn snowpocalypse. I'm actually heading over to Mike's place, his dad has got it set up like SNOWRAD. Mike's coming to pick me up on his snowmobile right now, you should give him a call.
Billy: Word.
SNOWRAD by Rasicule February 10, 2010

snownado 

A snow tornado. Blizzard conditions with tornado warnings seemingly common in the Erie, PA area.
The weather terrorists are calling for a snow and a tornado, a snownado!
snownado by presqueisle February 20, 2011

snownado 

A less powerful tornado, made of snow, with the same amount of force as a sand storm.
1) I'd prefer getting caught in a snownado over getting caught in a sand storm ANY day! Because snow getting in your eyes is basically like putting in eye drops, and sand, well, isn't.
2) I got caught in a snownado right over there. Luckily I made it to safety.
snownado by Moutain Venturer February 17, 2007

snorkadoodle 

a geek who breathes really hard like they're having an asthma attack
omg! look at that snorkadoodle