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a Giant Mongose accompanied by a mouse about to be eaten by a giant fox named pongo
Hmm, look at that chairlift
I hope pongo eats it this time
chairlift by Brainfreeze March 19, 2005
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Chairlift Bomb 

An action taken on behalf of someone riding a mountain chairlift, which involves:

1. Waiting until the group in front of you has a perfect chairlift sequence (typically a family that enjoy to ride the lift together or a group of buddies).
2. Scooching forward at the last minute to join said group on the chairlift (must be seated between one or more individuals)
"Oh man! Did you see that! What a jerk! He totally pulled a chairlift bomb!"

Like photobombing, but on a chairlift
Chairlift Bomb by Ritt Bitt January 11, 2011

Chairlift Hospitality

Using this on a chairlift is code for would you like to smoke a bowl
Riding up the chairlift, I asked the guy next to me if he believed in chairlift hospitality, he answered by pulling out a fatty joint and we bolth blazed down on the way up

Mongolian Chairlift 

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.
Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!
Mongolian Chairlift by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

michigan chairlift 

Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.
Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*

Charlita 

Sexy , Honest , LOYAL , Queen.

Meaning ; The Queen in the streets. The kind of girl you want to take home to your mother.

Nigga ; Charlita when you gone get with a real one ?

Charlita ; Boy I don't play games. I know what kind of niggas you are.

Nigga ; Baby you changed me I don't want no one but you.

Charlita ; Well I do have that effect on people. (;

Charlita ; a real ass female.
Charlita is one of the coolest females I know.
Charlita by SumieeeC May 21, 2014

Chairsoft 

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.
"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."
Chairsoft by Wrim June 29, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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