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Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.
"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009
Related Words

snowlicker 

A lesbian of color who only dates white women.
White Girl: Do you think I have a chance with Hillary? She’s hot af.
Asian Girl: Oh totally, she’s such a snowlicker.
snowlicker by ampeterson March 7, 2017

snowmageddon 

A monumental winter storm, lasting multiple days and resulting in copious amounts of snow and disastrous winter driving conditions.
"did you hear about the snowmageddon arriving on friday? It's going to be amazing!"
snowmageddon by Bed4rd December 21, 2008
Snowledge: - snow-ledge snol-ij
1. acquaintance with facts, truths, or principles of all things snow, as from study or investigation.
2. the art of having good mountain stlye and dress sense.
"Hey man did you know Jenny Jones won the X Games this year with a sick 7! UK represent!"

"Yes mate! Good snowledge!"


Or: "Man that chick looks dope, she's got good snowledge!"

Snowmageddon 

A snow (not defined by how many inches that fall) that affects a location not necessarily capable of dealing with snow, thus causing chaos (i.e. traffic jams, school closings, etc.)
The city of Atlanta rarely gets snow but this snowmageddon is really creating issues there.
Snowmageddon by Ceraphus February 12, 2010
Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)
"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"
snowage by JayEv January 5, 2008