snow-job 

A snow-job is a blow-job a guy can get while it's snowing.

Matt wants me to go outside with him and give him a snow-job!

snow-job by USAF Cadet January 8, 2021

snow job 

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

The entire presentation was a complete snow job.

snow job by JS July 24, 2003

snow job 

1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone

The whole thing is just another snow job by the government.

snow job by Light Joker October 7, 2006

snow job 

Snow Job is a character from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. He is the G.I. Joe team's original arctic trooper and debuted in 1983. His real name is, and his rank is that of staff sergeant E-6. Snow Job was born in West Rutland, Vermont.
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. It's been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. He is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor.

Snow Job was featured in one of the series' famous "And Knowing Is Half the Battle" Public Service Announcements warning kids of the dangers of venturing out onto "frozen" ponds or lakes which may not be entirely frozen.

snow job by thedreamartist September 29, 2010

snow job 

When a girl does a line of coke off of your erect dick and then proceeds to give you a blowjob

I got the best snow job over Christmas break, man.

snow job by unicornjockey April 23, 2010

snow job 

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)

When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."

snow job by snookybeh May 9, 2006

Snow job 

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

Snow job by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016