A Born Again fundametalist
Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on
abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord
Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes
Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was
Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent
Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"