A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"
Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.
AGAIN.
Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"