In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.
An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.
I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn.
I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.
Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)