An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.
I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn
I like snotcorn
because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.
Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn