Burnarrhrea

A painful diarrhea usually brought on by Indian food.

If I eat much more tandoori chicken, I'll have Burnarrhrea tonight.

by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

Snotcorn

An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.

I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn.

I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.

Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.

by billybobpete August 16, 2009

Frempire

A gigantic group of friends that someone builds up on facebook. The person who collects the friends is referred to as the fremperor.

I am trying to build up a frempire on facebook to fulfill my dream of becoming a fremperor.

That guy has the biggest frempire I've ever seen!

by Billybobpete May 24, 2010

Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.

Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.

by Billybobpete August 17, 2009

Poopnant

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

Poopgnant

This is like a pregnancy, only with a poop. It's where you feel bloated and you know a huge stinky turd is brewin' in your large intestine.

Honey, I think I'm Poopgnant
I took the poopgnancy test and... I'm Poopgnant
I ate enough to become Poopgnant

by Billybobpete August 16, 2009