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snotrocket 

n. mass of mucuous expelled by force, either involuntarily through sneezing or by closing one nostril and exhaling nasally
"That Polock shot a snotrocket at my hi-tops, so I kicked his ass."
"My cold was so bad I was shooting snotrockets all over my car."
snotrocket by BrightApollo October 9, 2003

snotrocket 

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .
like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

Snotrocket 

A giant glob of snot that comes shooting really fast out of a persons nose
“Hey dude did you see Michael’s snotrocket yesterday?” “Yes man that was the biggest ball of snot I’ve ever seen!”

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.
"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026