snorkle dork 

a kid obsessed with swimming

That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.

snorkle dork by courter July 4, 2006

dork snorkler 

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004

Snorkle my dorkle 

To get a blow job

Damn girl you look good. You wanna snorkle my dorkle

Snorkle my dorkle by *hndakd* August 6, 2017

snorkledorfer 

a person who farts underwater and then proceeds to stick their nose in the bubble

get your nose out of the water, you snorkledorfer, you!

snorkledorfer by hsfghadfghasdghdghs February 27, 2009

snorkeldork

Someone who wears a COVID-19 face mask, but incorrectly, with their nose sticking out over the top of the mask.

There are more snorkeldorks at the food store, than those wearing their surgical mask correctly.

snorkeldork by rodneydill November 29, 2020

Dorkel Snorkel 

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

Dorkel Snorkel by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006