*hndakd*'s definitions

Whomper

When a larger girls is running or moving swiftly and farts and queefs at the same time. Making a whomp like sound.

Today in gym class Jessica had the biggest whomper, and coach sent her to the shower because she thought she shit herself.

by *hndakd* June 16, 2018

Quarf

A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.

Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..

by *hndakd* August 7, 2017

Snorkle my dorkle

To get a blow job

Damn girl you look good. You wanna snorkle my dorkle

by *hndakd* August 6, 2017

Soup dueces

Having diarrhea.

Hey man, did Steffen not show up for work?

Nope called in, said he had soup dueces

by *hndakd* June 27, 2017

Fadootie

A fart dootie. A shart but not offensive so children can say it without repercussions

Oh man I just had a massive fadootie. Need to go change my under garments

by *hndakd* May 21, 2017