A snorchestra- when you're trying to sleep but your significant other and furbabies/kids are all snoring at the same time creating an orchestra of snores snorchestra
The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison
Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"
When multiple people in a single room are sleeping and snoring, keeping other people in the room awake. These often happen in hotel rooms on family trips, busses, and hostels.
My parent's grand symphony snorechestra kept me up until two in the morning until I subtly threw a pillow at them from across the hotel room.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!