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Snorchestra

A snorchestra- when you're trying to sleep but your significant other and furbabies/kids are all snoring at the same time creating an orchestra of snores snorchestra
The snorchestra was so loud last night I couldn't sleep
Snorchestra by Alpal81 February 24, 2020

Sororchestra 

Sororchestra is a portmanteau of Sorostitute and Orchestra

(n): a large gaggle of sorostitutes congregating in a small area and (loudly) having multiple phone conversations.
Bro #1: "So, like I was saying..."

*Sorostitutes walk past*

Bro #2: "You'll have to say it again bro, that Sororchestra was so damn loud!"
Sororchestra by Senor Trollito January 15, 2011

snorechestra

An ensemble of snoring individuals, within the same room.
"Oh snap bro, did you hear Erick and Donald in there last night?! They made quite the snorechestra!"
snorechestra by Drew Toresco January 13, 2008

Shoechestra 

The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison
Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"
Shoechestra by Doctor.R December 8, 2010

Snorechestra

When multiple people in a single room are sleeping and snoring, keeping other people in the room awake. These often happen in hotel rooms on family trips, busses, and hostels.
My parent's grand symphony snorechestra kept me up until two in the morning until I subtly threw a pillow at them from across the hotel room.
Snorechestra by CThunderW August 7, 2011

snorkestra 

The act of multiple people snoring while asleep. mainly in a loud and annoying fashion.
"Geeze, did u here bob and joe last night, it was a snorkestra in there!"

"That orchestra was so horrible that they could have been confused with a snorkestra"
snorkestra by Travis conklin September 2, 2007