snomes 

a combination of snoob and homes. often a nice person who doesnt know why youre calling them snomes.

hey, snomes, chill out. snomes.

snomes by omfdave April 2, 2009

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

somesuch

I've always understood it to be an abbreviated way of saying 'something like that' in my part of the southwest.

The Brits certainly thought we went native, or somesuch, in our attitudes here in the colonies.

Been playing Civ 3 a lot , don't ask.

somesuch by Tim?!? May 23, 2005

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

Someshit. 

Not to be confused with "Something".
Someshit refers to a thing that is utterly stupid or irrelevant to a specific topic.

Used in a state of absolute confusion or anger.

A someshit is what you don't want to talk about or not in a mood to.

"They'll name their kid after his dad or someshit."

"He didn't give me details, only vague shady someshit!"

"Someshit is going on with my neighbor, so, I had to act like an adult and ask what's going on "

Someshit. by The Zaidist Zaidasexual Zaid. December 4, 2021

someshit 

Means "something."

A simple and wholesome way to get more swearing into your diet.

So do you wanna come over and watch a movie or someshit?

someshit by shintriad July 6, 2006

Somesh 

A really smart guy you would want to hang out with every day. He's really friendly, stunning, hot and cute. He's an amazing person. If you had to pick someone to go out with him, you should choose him cause he's the right type of guy for any girl. His love is unbearable

Friend: OMG, did you see who jessica went out with last night???
Me: Who?
Friend: I can't believe you don't know, it's that cute guy, Somesh!!

Somesh by peopleareveeryannoying September 29, 2018