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snotfest
A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.
Basically, a festival of snot.
Basically, a festival of snot.
We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.
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Songfest Host
Is a position of an ambassador for your school. As a host you will represent the student body. As a host you also will perform throughout the songfest show by singing, acting and dancing.
Songfest Host by theonethatknowsall24 September 9, 2011
Snogfestation
When multiple couples in an area start snogging at the same time, as if it's contagious. Used derogatorily by single people or those who dislike public signs of affection.
A disgusting snogfestation broke out at the party last night.
His rendition of 'Lady in Red' caused a bad case of snogfestion to set in.
His rendition of 'Lady in Red' caused a bad case of snogfestion to set in.
Snogfestation by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021
slogfest
A group of jabronis partaking in a large, tumultuous and generally uncoordinated undertaking. Use of alcohol and tobacco are generally present. Foul language, sexual jokes about mothers or other family members and discussion of anatomy size required.
Hey, Burrows - quit playing with your little pencil dick before I go to your house and fuck your mother! We gotta get ready to throw some fucking snow. Gonna be a fucking slogfest, ya fucking cunt! Your sister's a whore!
slogfest by harlestown February 4, 2025
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.