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slogfest 

A group of jabronis partaking in a large, tumultuous and generally uncoordinated undertaking. Use of alcohol and tobacco are generally present. Foul language, sexual jokes about mothers or other family members and discussion of anatomy size required.
Hey, Burrows - quit playing with your little pencil dick before I go to your house and fuck your mother! We gotta get ready to throw some fucking snow. Gonna be a fucking slogfest, ya fucking cunt! Your sister's a whore!
slogfest by harlestown February 4, 2025

Slopfest 

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
Slopfest by deagan September 21, 2012

slopfest 

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.
Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.
slopfest by dave4817 December 4, 2003
Noun
In mma fight, boxing/kickboxing both fighters simultaneously exchange strikes with fist until someone gets knocked out.
watch clay guida and diego sanchez fight. its a slugfest

watch kimbo slice beat up people in backyards. its a slugfest

slopfest 

(n.)

1.) a girl who gets so severely intoxicated at a party that despite how good looking she may be, her rambling and overt slutish behavior turn her off to everyone (sometimes can be used toward a male, but that can be risky)

2.) a party that is either one of epic proportion or spans more than two consecutive days (the latter party mainly occurs with large groups of hippies)
"Damn girl, you are quite the slopfest tonight!"

or

"Remember that time I sold my Volkswagen and bought enough LSD to keep us tripping for a week? That was a total slopfest, man."
According to George Carlin, Slugfest is a festival which is held once a year. 100 000 macho muscle men are gathered and are put inside a big 17-acre dirt arena. For 24 hours non-stop they beat the shit out of eachother, no food or water, they are only given whisky and PCP. When there is one left standing, he is put on a pedestal and shot in the head.
Mikey went to slugfest and got a whisky bottle with PCP in it shoved up his ass.
Slugfest by jambabeer July 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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