snmnk

single never married no kids

F34 looking for person of my dreams SNMNK.

by Tamara Sue May 19, 2014

snonk

to snonk means being snoozed out of your mind. someone who snoozes so hard they're snonking is called a snonker. snonkers often snooze through their responsibilities.

"look at this guy over there snonking in the middle of the mall"

"I think that's a homeless person"

"real snonker shit"

by menthol6 January 25, 2023

Snank

Snank - A snuff-wank. The ultimate extreme self pleasure activity. This can involve knocking one out after taking a lethal overdose or if you are more adventurous, when skydiving without a parachute.

Boy: Oh my God mummy, why is that man touching himself in the lion enclosure?

Mother: Cover your eyes my dear, this could very well be a snank.

by Doubledex August 20, 2011

Snonk

Snorting while laughing hysterically

Claudia just snonked so loud at toms joke!!

by Epicguy22233 February 27, 2018

sninkelpink / snonkelpank

Female/male version of someone you really,really love! x (Honest!)

"Love you sninkelpink / snonkelpank"

(to a girlie)
(to a boy)

by NooNooz July 22, 2010

snanking

the difficult art of combining an orgasm with a sneeze

fuck me mate, I was snanking all night last night, nearly blew my head off

by uncle knobhead January 15, 2009

Snonkey

The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania

As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.

by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005