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snmnk by Tamara Sue May 19, 2014
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to snonk means being snoozed out of your mind. someone who snoozes so hard they're snonking is called a snonker. snonkers often snooze through their responsibilities.
"look at this guy over there snonking in the middle of the mall"

"I think that's a homeless person"

"real snonker shit"
snonk by menthol6 January 25, 2023
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Snank - A snuff-wank. The ultimate extreme self pleasure activity. This can involve knocking one out after taking a lethal overdose or if you are more adventurous, when skydiving without a parachute.
Boy: Oh my God mummy, why is that man touching himself in the lion enclosure?

Mother: Cover your eyes my dear, this could very well be a snank.
Snank by Doubledex August 20, 2011
Snorting while laughing hysterically
Claudia just snonked so loud at toms joke!!
Snonk by Epicguy22233 February 27, 2018

sninkelpink / snonkelpank 

Female/male version of someone you really,really love! x (Honest!)
"Love you sninkelpink / snonkelpank"

(to a girlie)
(to a boy)

snanking 

the difficult art of combining an orgasm with a sneeze
fuck me mate, I was snanking all night last night, nearly blew my head off
snanking by uncle knobhead January 15, 2009
The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania
As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.
Snonkey by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005
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