5 definitions by uncle knobhead
another term for a vagina, the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals
by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014
underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009
jesus I wish I'd have waited a bit since brushing my teeth to enjoy this delicious & nutritious pint of lambrini, my word it has terrible medge now, tally ho, us girls know to have fun
by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014
by uncle knobhead January 15, 2009
"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"
by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009