snank

an eejit. someone you don't like.

"oh jim you're such a snank"

by molisholis June 03, 2005

Snank

Snank - A snuff-wank. The ultimate extreme self pleasure activity. This can involve knocking one out after taking a lethal overdose or if you are more adventurous, when skydiving without a parachute.

Boy: Oh my God mummy, why is that man touching himself in the lion enclosure?

Mother: Cover your eyes my dear, this could very well be a snank.

by Doubledex August 10, 2011

snanking

the difficult art of combining an orgasm with a sneeze

fuck me mate, I was snanking all night last night, nearly blew my head off

by uncle knobhead January 15, 2009

Snank

A nicer word for stealing

"Woah dude where the hell's my ipod?"
"That bro totally snanked that from you."

"Dude let's take that skateboard"
"Naw man I'm not into snanking wal-mart boards"

by Sweet Tony January 04, 2010

Snank

Another word for slut

"Did you see her, all over my boyfriend last night?"
"What a snank"

by Breeniebaby January 07, 2010

Snank

A person, usually a woman, who is both snarky and skanky. A combination of the terms snark and skank.

Person 1: How was your date?

Person 2: I had a good time but I'm not sure about her.

Person 1: What was she like?

Person 2: She was intelligent and a smart ass so she was pretty much a snark in that regard and I liked that. But she was also kind of slutty and pretty much a skank in that regard. I can't decide. Overall she was a snank.

by divadoll January 16, 2010

Snank

It’s sick on an extreme level, that’s all you need to know :)

she just jumped off an erupting volcano, ngl that was pretty snank

by Jaywashere February 20, 2021