snonk

to snonk means being snoozed out of your mind. someone who snoozes so hard they're snonking is called a snonker. snonkers often snooze through their responsibilities.

"look at this guy over there snonking in the middle of the mall"

"I think that's a homeless person"

"real snonker shit"

by menthol6 January 25, 2023

snonk

verb: the act of blowing one's nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk

noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually associated with snonking; a whorebaby

1.)
- I just snonked into my goldfishy's bowl.
- So that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. Quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! Jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol' gol'fish, 'at is!

2.)
- Stop being such a snonk!
- Why am I being a snonk?
- You're using up all my tissues! You've snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
- Well, they don't call this a snonking party for nothing!
- Yeah, that's true. Hey, would you pass me the kleenex? I gotta snonk.

by Alabarr and Brenmc August 10, 2006

snonk

Where some one in which betrays you and after the process of betraying you, you get really pissed off!

you dirty snonk why did u do that.

by Rager2.0 December 13, 2016

Snonk

Snorting while laughing hysterically

Claudia just snonked so loud at toms joke!!

by Epicguy22233 February 27, 2018

snonked

sleepy bitch

a kitty under a warm blanket has got to be snonked

by will18888 December 3, 2019

Rattle snonk

A rattle snonk is where you have a line of coke with Md at the end of the line then you rip a bong then blow the smoke into a nang, all while your about to finish a wank

A rattle snonk Can be used anywhere anytime and would recommend

by Joelan Gull June 17, 2021

Snonk

A powerful force not to be fucked with.

Don't approach that snonk, it wll fuck you up big time

by certifiedNihilist November 1, 2018