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The Snore-Lax
To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
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snfor • snoregasm • Sanford • snore • snor • Snorb • snorange • Sanford, North Carolina • sanford girls • Sefora
Paul Sforza
A great singer for a global teacher. fav song: Eternity by paul sforza. Screams at kol almost everyday and kicks him out of the class very aggressively. shane acts gay in his class
Kol: *Makes hawk noises*
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Paul Sforza: KOL, SHANE, MARVIN, JUSTIN, AND ANDREW GET OUT! STUPID STUDENTS, NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLASS. TEACH YOURSELVES HISTORY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Paul Sforza by sluncky June 11, 2019
Snorevette
Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
Sefora
This is the type of girl that once she’s in your heart she’ll stay there for ever; she’s everything a guy could ever want/need. She fascinates you with her stunning looks and great personality. Her voice creates a sense of happiness, every time you hear that voice, it leaves you speechless, astounded and most of all happy. She has these most magnificent pair of brown eyes. You’ll find yourself on your toes with this girl. She is full of excitement and surprises. She is a challenge, but not a bad one. This girl is hard to come by. If you've got this girl, you’re the luckiest guy in the world. She is truly perfect. Once in love with her, consider yourself locked, her superlative qualities and personality will put you off all other girls for life, as there is no one else like Sefora.
Mark Sanford
1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.
2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.
3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.
3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
1. See hypocrite.
2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.
3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.
3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009
Bread Sanford
E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
Bread Sanford by TechieThugg September 20, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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