sneak dick

someone who without your knowledge or consent, forces a penis upon you with intent to rape and or injure. This is done very stealthily, the equivalent of the ninja buttfuck.

Watch out for Jason Pettengill, last night he sneak dicked his brother, hit him hard with the ninja buttfuck

sneak dick by BetterThanYou717 May 27, 2010

sneak dick monkey 

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

sneak dick monkey by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021

Sneak dicking 

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

Sneak dicking by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

Sneak dicking 

The act of a woman sneaking off from her spouse to engage in sexual intercourse with another

she be sneak dicking on her man when she leaves to fuck tyrone.

Sneak dicking by 4thorseman May 9, 2018

sneak dicking 

When a man has side bitches.

"Girl i saw Rayshaun sneak dicking with Keisha"

sneak dicking by DamelaNeff July 11, 2016

Sneak Dickin'

On the downlow, a lesbian or a straight man, that enjoys sleeping with the owner of a penis in secret.

There are a lot of lesbians that are sneak dickin'. That straight guy is sneak dickin' when his girl ain't around.

Sneak Dickin' by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025

Sneak Dickin'

A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.

A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.

A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.

She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.

He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.

Sneak Dickin' by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025