A pointless form of communication in which one tries to send messages to people and talk about stuff, but is mainly replied with a stupid selfie. Every morning one has to send a picture to all 4 or 5 of their quote on quote streaks in hopes that they'll reply. Guys never break the streak. It's always the girls that break it. Snapchat sucks ass
Johnny: Hey, how was the test today?
Hot babe: sends picture of "good side" of face with tongue sticking out
Johnny: okay... How was school?
Hot babe: *doesnt reply*
Johnny: *Turns off snapchat* fuck this shit
A video that became viral on 2/21/16 which depicts a teenage boy named Daniel. Every day he debuted a new outfit, his friend Josh would say "Damn Daniel". Daniel also owns a pair of white vans so Josh would often say "Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans". It has become a viral internet meme.
Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans!
A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.
Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*
Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.
Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?
Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!
Madeline: I want a precise time.
Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17
The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.
1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.
8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang
Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.
(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)
When you're at the strip club instead of throwing cash you throw coins, preferably quarters and nickels.
Johnny: Dude I was at the strip club last night, lots of fine ass titties
Jonathan: Nice man, did you make it rain?
Johnny: No, I made it hail, I think I threw about 6 dollars in nickels and quarters
(Making it hail means to throw coins)