snatch off

To masturbate

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off

by Bedaub February 15, 2017

Extra swatch off my palette

Some more things you have to do on that day and you already have lot of things to do

Sienna: what else do I have to do

Cara: a project and now we have to do another project
Sienna: ugh that’s just an extra swatch off my palette

by The realest shishtar February 22, 2019

office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by playfulpolly August 15, 2011

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 28, 2017

Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Office snitch

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.

The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.

by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019