Snorkelblast 

\ snor•kəl•blast \ noun

A person who blows there nose too hard resulting in a trumpet-like face fart loud enough to carry through several walls. Often occurs in sets of four or five. Mostly heard really early in the morning or anytime you might be trying to sleep.

“just slow down and blow your nose like a regular f**king person you snorkelblast!”

Snorkelblast by buffythebuffalobuffer September 19, 2022

snarkleblast 

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

snarkleblast by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009