snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 09, 2009