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Snarfling 

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snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.



snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
Snarfling by sabricks April 23, 2009

Snarfling 

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The act of your dog licking their vagina.
Ella stop snarfling, it’s so loud.”
Snarfling by mcummings February 27, 2020

Snarfling 

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Snarfling is the act of pushing ones nose into someone's asshole whilst making snorting noises like a pig oinking. The snarfler ends up with a dookie, taint grease covered nose and face.
Last night my boyfriend snarfled me for hours.... I love kissing him and tasting what I had for dinner last night. I love his snarfling abilities.
Snarfling by Grundkemonkey May 22, 2021

Snerfligate

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After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .
Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

Snailing 

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The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
Snailing by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

scarfing 

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Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007
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