Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen
FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg
in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "
slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.