Kj's definitions

MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

by KJ May 13, 2005

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

lucid dream

A dream where, inside the dream, you know you are dreaming. Imagine being Neo in the matrix. Knowing its fake and having control. These dreams are also more intense and vivid than regular dreams.

I had a lucid dream where I flew around.

by KJ October 27, 2003

budweiser

Beer made by bloods. The can contains the 5-point star and the 5-point crown on it, with a red background. Also has a capital "B" on it. Was really suppose to say "Bloodweiser", but plans were changed.

Blood #1: "Hey blood, pass me some Bloodweiser, will ya!"
Blood #2: "Alright there B-dogg."

by KJ March 8, 2005

tatas

Large breasts on a female. Often described as bodacious.

by KJ October 3, 2003

slingshot

A flimsy undergarment for women, otherwise known as a g-string, thong or as my father likes to call them, "butt floss."

I won't let my dad see my doing my laundry because he refers to all my underwear as slingshots.

by KJ October 3, 2003

snarflac

ditto or same as;
Used in converstion context.

Frank: Dude..I'm so tired!!
Bob: Dude...snarflac

by Kj November 16, 2004