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snarflap 

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.
Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!
snarflap by drywall ninja August 13, 2010
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sharflap 

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.
I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!
sharflap by JIACHC October 15, 2006
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snarflack 

A special Pokemon whose sole move is to suck the cock of the enemy until they give up from extreme pleasure... Also known as a Luis.
Jeff was in a fierce Pokemon battle but his charizard was no match for Luis's snarflack
snarflack by Luis1234 December 27, 2013

snarfladt 

The act of coughing uncontrollably while trying not to exhale any of the smoke from a hit of cannabis.
Roxy began to wildly snarfladt after she hit the bong.
snarfladt by pepedelqueso January 14, 2010

snarflac 

ditto or same as;
Used in converstion context.
Frank: Dude..I'm so tired!!
Bob: Dude...snarflac
snarflac by Kj November 16, 2004

snapflaps 

When Laura sends Flaps, through Snap. Her flaps are the best flaps
Jim screenshots Laura’s SnapFlaps!
snapflaps by L 🦋 SnapFlaps August 5, 2021
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