Sloppy Garbage. This word came to fruition as a result of friends letting friends get drunk. The word can be used when referring to a noun (person, place or thing). Slarbage can also denote "sloppy piece of garbage".
Calumgot shitty drunk last night. He was full on slarbage, just like usual.
the stuff that crappy sites, magazines, and blogs write about alexander skarsgard that is completely untrue, or just puregarbage, complete fiction, and gossip, mainly put out by the tabloid media and other scum of the earth
"did you hear that alex trashed the twilight vamps on (a certain site)?"
"don't believe that shit, it's just more skarbage."
"i cannot believe every time alex hugs a woman, they are instantly dating, what skarbage."
ie. Slang that is garbage (garbage slang) of the worst kind that each generation comes up with that is a complete bastardization of English and makes them look and sound stupid when trying to act or be cool. The only people accepting of such vernacular is their own kind (generation) whilst everyone else can’t stand it.
Absolutely terrible and ridiculous slang words usually born of internet in things like comments and text or speech that make no sense but catch on like wildfire that everyone adopts in an effort to keep up with their friends and society while sounding ridiculously idiotic in the process.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.