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the stuff that crappy sites, magazines, and blogs write about alexander skarsgard that is completely untrue, or just pure garbage, complete fiction, and gossip, mainly put out by the tabloid media and other scum of the earth
"did you hear that alex trashed the twilight vamps on (a certain site)?"

"don't believe that shit, it's just more skarbage."

"i cannot believe every time alex hugs a woman, they are instantly dating, what skarbage."
skarbage by MrsSkarsgard March 26, 2010
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Scarbage 

Roots : Scar + Garbage

Refers to Emotional Garbage or Luggage one carries with them long after the said Emotional Wound is *Supposedly* Healed.
She was covered in scarbage, despite claiming she was alright with me.
Scarbage by Michael Angus August 10, 2017
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All that shit they sell at Starbucks
"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."
Starbage by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Slarbage 

Sloppy Garbage. This word came to fruition as a result of friends letting friends get drunk. The word can be used when referring to a noun (person, place or thing). Slarbage can also denote "sloppy piece of garbage".
Calum got shitty drunk last night. He was full on slarbage, just like usual.
Slarbage by gnarcoops February 28, 2009

snarbage 

Snow combined with garbage. An escalation of the coinage "snirt" (snow = dirt.)
Two weeks after the blizzard, the streets were still covered in snarbage.
snarbage by Nevets8642 March 3, 2010
Starbage. Space junk. Or also, when what your are provided to get something done is such garbage, it blows your mind into outer space.
Did you see those requirements? Yeah man, fucking starbage. Blew my mind.
starbage by pitsnipeMM September 21, 2020

Slarbage 

A portmanteau of Slang and Garbage

ie. Slang that is garbage (garbage slang) of the worst kind that each generation comes up with that is a complete bastardization of English and makes them look and sound stupid when trying to act or be cool. The only people accepting of such vernacular is their own kind (generation) whilst everyone else can’t stand it.

Absolutely terrible and ridiculous slang words usually born of internet in things like comments and text or speech that make no sense but catch on like wildfire that everyone adopts in an effort to keep up with their friends and society while sounding ridiculously idiotic in the process.
I can’t stand this new generation of slarbage these kids use these days.
Slarbage by URBSlang April 27, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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