Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Slarbage 

A portmanteau of Slang and Garbage

ie. Slang that is garbage (garbage slang) of the worst kind that each generation comes up with that is a complete bastardization of English and makes them look and sound stupid when trying to act or be cool. The only people accepting of such vernacular is their own kind (generation) whilst everyone else can’t stand it.

Absolutely terrible and ridiculous slang words usually born of internet in things like comments and text or speech that make no sense but catch on like wildfire that everyone adopts in an effort to keep up with their friends and society while sounding ridiculously idiotic in the process.
I can’t stand this new generation of slarbage these kids use these days.
Slarbage by URBSlang April 27, 2024
Related Words

Scarbage 

Roots : Scar + Garbage

Refers to Emotional Garbage or Luggage one carries with them long after the said Emotional Wound is *Supposedly* Healed.
She was covered in scarbage, despite claiming she was alright with me.
Scarbage by Michael Angus August 10, 2017
All that shit they sell at Starbucks
"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."
Starbage by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Slabbage 

A very unsavoury young lady. Not the type to take home to mum. A person you would definately not call a friend.
I met this chick last night, what a slabbage she was.
So and so is such a slabbage!
Slabbage by kiwichik April 14, 2008

Slabbage 

A precursor to the camel toe. The appearance of the labia as it is highly pronounced due to tight fitting clothing.
Thank God for yoga pants. The slabbage has nowhere to hide.
Slabbage by Sharlene Darling October 22, 2022
the stuff that crappy sites, magazines, and blogs write about alexander skarsgard that is completely untrue, or just pure garbage, complete fiction, and gossip, mainly put out by the tabloid media and other scum of the earth
"did you hear that alex trashed the twilight vamps on (a certain site)?"

"don't believe that shit, it's just more skarbage."

"i cannot believe every time alex hugs a woman, they are instantly dating, what skarbage."
skarbage by MrsSkarsgard March 26, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more