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Angry Snapper 

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.
Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.
Angry Snapper by BigEvil13 March 29, 2015
Short range wepon usually found in offices
he attack me with the stapler
stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

dirty pickle snapper

Dirty diseased hooker on belle and baseline who snaps her toothless gums on a wiener to pay for her next hit of crack
dirty pickle snapper by Dirty pirate November 27, 2013

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out
Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.
Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

put the snapper on him 

Gave him that good good, so damn good he dont want anything else from any other woman
Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".