When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggleeven ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
A rap song encouraging you to move slow , and take your ass to the floor(uh shake ya tailfeather). Vocals include P. Diddy, Nelly, and Murphy Lee.
Shake ya Tailfeather is currently #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, #3 on Top 40 tracks, and #4 on Hot Rap Tracks.
Today's date is 9/2, and I anticipate this song's climb to the top of the charts.
An extreme sexual act. The recipient of anal sex ensures that the hand end of waiting faeces descends far enough down their rectum to make contact with the penetrative body part (e.g. penis, tongue, finger).
"Honestly sister, I couldnt work out how to dump him so i just kept snaketailing him."
" Oh dude, the more she snaketailed me the more things got hot and squishy for me."
" Im ok with being snaketailed, but just not on my tongue."
"Her snaketail was so hard it slotted right into my pisshole"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.