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Snaketail 

An extreme sexual act. The recipient of anal sex ensures that the hand end of waiting faeces descends far enough down their rectum to make contact with the penetrative body part (e.g. penis, tongue, finger).
"Honestly sister, I couldnt work out how to dump him so i just kept snaketailing him."

" Oh dude, the more she snaketailed me the more things got hot and squishy for me."

" Im ok with being snaketailed, but just not on my tongue."

"Her snaketail was so hard it slotted right into my pisshole"
Snaketail by Doctor P.J November 18, 2017
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Snakething 

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.
Snakething by The Crust February 4, 2020

snakeoil 

An item for sale which does not produce the advertised effects.
I bought this medicine from a guy on the street, but it doesnt work, i can't believe i fell for that snakeoil.
snakeoil by mistersteve2007 March 24, 2008

snakecilla

A person (most likely female) willing to let down a group of people in great need.
Bill: Man Priscilla D was supposed to be at this party tonight
Marie: Fuck man that's a snakecilla for ya
snakecilla by dmen$ah August 8, 2013

Snakething 

Slang for serial rapists, usually those who victimize animals and/or children. The term was named after an infamous member of the furry community who went by the name Nelizar (Levi Dane Simmons) and used "Snakething" as a username on Telegram.
Choke on a knife you fucking snakething BITCH.
Snakething by woahapples October 29, 2021

Snakeballing 

Something that happened to James S-C one Saturday night in August.
Shit, can't believe James was snakeballing.
Really jealous of James' snakeballing.
Snakeballing by Snakeballin August 14, 2011

shaketabled 

When someone convinces you that there is something that you really like, but when you get there you find out that it was actually a trick to pull a prank on you.
SBT: "Hey Jeff how was the centrifuge that you went to?"
Jeff: "There was no centrifuge I was tricked and thrown into a fountain!"
SBT: "Man you got shaketabled"
shaketabled by UCDSBT2010 June 23, 2010
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