snail racing

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Getting bare ass nekkid and rubbing your vagina across a linoleum floor. Not recommended for wood floors or carpet.

Hey, you up for some snail racing?

snail racing by master.of.porkchops October 1, 2013

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snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

snail racing by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Related Words

snail racing • racing a snail • Snail-facing • snail trail • snail • snail tracks • Snail-trailing • Snail Eyes • snail gang • snail man

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

snail racing by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

racing a snail by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026