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snacktivist 

A group of snack loving individuals who came together early in 2016 in the name of clowning YallQaeda. They are a diverse group, and there are rumors they may be agents of some shadow arm of the US government, perhaps well paid trolls bent on destroying the so-called militia in Burns, Oregon. They love snacks and they worship a deity named simply "Mildred". Not much else is known about this secretive group.
Snacktivists worship Mildred.
snacktivist by Curbb May 2, 2016

Snacktivist 

1. A person who participates in activism by providing humorous feedback to terrorists who demand snacks. 2. A person who sent dildos to the Oregon Standoff at Malheur Bird Sanctuary. 3. A person who creates snack related memes. oregonstandoff snacks for Y'all Queda Vanilla Isis Agent McSteamy
There is no end to what a Snacktivist can do.
Snacktivist by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

snacktivist 

Also used for a group that formed to mock and troll the Oregon terrorist militia and their on-line supporters because of their call for snacks while occupying a federal bird sanctuary, and the fact they were such easy targets for mockery. 15000 strong, their snacktivism consisted of sending such things as gummy penises and dildos to them, along with a 55 gallon drum of personal lube. Their patron saint is St.Mildred of the Lemony snacks.
There was a great deal of joy among the snacktivists when the FBI arrested the leaders of the seditious group.
snacktivist by Wild Clover October 10, 2016

Snackbaring

A shout of celebration after having killed or shot down a war enemy in combat. In almost every case, it refers to when someone shouts, "allahu akbar!"

Orgin: Liveleak
"Warning: This video contains snackbaring!"

"Rebels Hit Syrian Helicopter and Have a Snackbar Orgasm"
Snackbaring by ItsCory April 28, 2014

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Slacktavism 

the ideology for people who who want to appear to be doing something for a particular cause with out actually having to do any thing.

The individual being a Slacktavist
A great form of slacktavism is changing your facebook picture to support a cause with out actually doing anything that will make a difference. You are one great slacktavist.
Slacktavism by 1ofakindnz December 6, 2010