snack cracker 

The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian

I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.

snack cracker by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

Cracker Snack 

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

Cracker Snack by gina8124 August 2, 2007

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008

cracker shack

a house or apartment full of white people

hey!,its a cracker shack

cracker shack by tatersalad August 6, 2003

Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

Cracker Smack by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying

"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

cracker stack 

A train of gay white men

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack

cracker stack by LoserBun May 5, 2024