snack cracker

The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian

I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.

by Seymor Heines February 16, 2008

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 July 03, 2007